people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch
oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII
don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
Ah, September! You are the doorway to the season that awakens my soul… but I must confess that I love you only because you are a prelude to my beloved October.